animalstalkinginallcaps:

SHIPS ARE COMING IN. MY LORD, LOOK AT ALL THOSE SAILORS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I SWEAR TO GOD THEY NEED TO TELEPORT MY OVARIES TO AFGHANISTAN RIGHT NOW. BOOOOOOOOM. PROBLEM SOLVED. SCORCHED EARTH.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SHIPS ARE COMING IN. MY LORD, LOOK AT ALL THOSE SAILORS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I SWEAR TO GOD THEY NEED TO TELEPORT MY OVARIES TO AFGHANISTAN RIGHT NOW. BOOOOOOOOM. PROBLEM SOLVED. SCORCHED EARTH.